The American interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.” “How long would that take?” asked the Mexican. “Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the American.

“And after that?” “Afterwards? That’s when it gets really interesting,” answered the American, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!” “Millions? Really? And after that?” “After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends!”

Tum pichhla review na hone ka paschataap na karo
Tum agle review na hone ki chinta na karo
Recession chal raha hai…

Tumhare pocket se kya gayajo tum rote ho ?
Tum company ke liye kya business laye the jo tumne kho diya ? Tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo fail ho gaya?

Tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye the…
Jo experience liya company se liya…
Jo project kiya company ke liye kiya…
Degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale jaoge…

Jo function aaj tumhara hai,
Wo kal kisi aur ka tha… parson kisi aur ka hoga…
Tum ise apna samajh kar kyon magan ho rahe ho

Hey Paarth, Yahi khushi tumhare tension ka kaaran hai…
Kyon wyarth tension lete ho, kis se wyarth darte ho
Kaun tumhein nikaal sakta hai ?

Policy change to company ka rule hai
Jise tum policy change kehte ho, woh to Management ki trick hai… Ek pal mein tum Increment ke baare mein sochte ho
Doosre hi pal mein tum stipend par aa jate ho…

Review, increment etc. etc. sab mann se hataa do
Vichar se mita do, phir company tumhari hai,
tum company ke ho…
Na yeh increment wagerah tumhare liye hain,
na tum iske kabil ho, Parantu job secure hai, aisa socho
phir tumhein tension kyon hoga ?

Tum apne aap ko Company ko arpit kar do
Yahi sabse bada Golden Rule hai…
Jo is Golden Rule ko janta hai
Wo review, incentive, recession, retrenchment aadi Bhramon se Sada sarvada muqt hai.
Chal UTH, Kaam Kar, Promotion Ki Chinta mat kar Parth.. Karm hi Tera Bhagya
hai…..

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